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(More customer reviews)I purchased this book and within 12 pages decided to convert to Biscuitism. What a difference it made in my life!
I baked some blueberry biscuits and I swear there was a profile of the Pillsbury doughboy on one. I knew it was a divine visitation.
That night I dreamed of 6 numbers, so I used them to buy a lottery ticket. While standing in line to purchase my ticket, I met a man who turned out to be the owner of the Blueberry Biscuit Bakery, and he asked me on a date!
On the way home, I stopped off to buy the makings for some chocolate gravy to put on my nightly biscuits. While I was in the checkout line, the man in front of me pulled a gun to rob the store! I reached into my basket and pulled out a can of the store brand biscuits. I threw that can and hit the man square in the head. He fell to the ground, out cold. The manager promised me a lifetime supply of biscuits from his store.
Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, I watched the Lottery Drawing on television. I won!
Now, I can donate millions to the Church of Biscuitism. We will stand and fight the Cornbread Elitists!
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Back in print again for the first time ever, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible, quite possibly THE WEIRDEST BOOK OF ALL TIME, clearly and concisely articulates all knowledge worth knowing! Now featuring 342% more Biscuitism, this long out-of-print underground cult classic returns in a thoroughly revised edition (212 pages, compared to the measly 48 pages of the 1990 edition) in hard- & softcover, with loads of new eye-popping graphics and all-new chapters that continue the brain-twisting Biscuitoid assault on reason, normality and comprehensibility. Learn such crucial info as: the precise theological difference between the Nuclear Platypus and His bumpkin cousin, the Nucular Platypus; the horrors of the Great Porridge Famine that wiped out the creatures of myth and fairy tales; what happened when God-Biscuit showed up drunk for the Apocalypse; and God-Biscuit's glorious plan for humanity. Guaranteed to be the most important publishing event in the entire history of human civilization or your money back!
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