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Lonely Werewolf Girl Review

Lonely Werewolf Girl
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This is one of the best books I've read this year. It's also the book with the worst editing I have ever seen.
The plot is wild and funny. The daughter of a werewolf Thane is being hunted by both her family (she tried to kill her father and quite nearly succeeded) and a guild of werewolf hunters. Worse, she battles her anxiety. Lonely Werewolf Girl has many, many characters. Sometimes it's difficult to keep track of them all. I enjoyed this book on many levels. I didn't finish this book quickly, not because it wasn't good, but the short chapters which jumped from character and place and did all sorts of funny acrobats which taxed my poor concentration. This was a good thing. I dragged the pleasure on for three days as opposed to finishing it in one swallow.
Millar, being at least as talented as Gaiman and Pratchett, would do himself well to find another editor. Or maybe the editor would do him or herself well by hiring a high school student to proof read the final draft before sending it to print. Obviously no human read the final draft, and any reasonably literary high schooler could do better than Microsoft Word at spelling and grammar. The sloppy editing did this writing wrong.
Regardless, I give this book a five. Reviews are generally seen as a reflection of the writer and not the editor. The writing was excellent.

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The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible: A Spiritual Guide for the Disciples of Biscuitism Review

The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible: A Spiritual Guide for the Disciples of Biscuitism
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I purchased this book and within 12 pages decided to convert to Biscuitism. What a difference it made in my life!
I baked some blueberry biscuits and I swear there was a profile of the Pillsbury doughboy on one. I knew it was a divine visitation.
That night I dreamed of 6 numbers, so I used them to buy a lottery ticket. While standing in line to purchase my ticket, I met a man who turned out to be the owner of the Blueberry Biscuit Bakery, and he asked me on a date!
On the way home, I stopped off to buy the makings for some chocolate gravy to put on my nightly biscuits. While I was in the checkout line, the man in front of me pulled a gun to rob the store! I reached into my basket and pulled out a can of the store brand biscuits. I threw that can and hit the man square in the head. He fell to the ground, out cold. The manager promised me a lifetime supply of biscuits from his store.
Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, I watched the Lottery Drawing on television. I won!
Now, I can donate millions to the Church of Biscuitism. We will stand and fight the Cornbread Elitists!


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Back in print again for the first time ever, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible, quite possibly THE WEIRDEST BOOK OF ALL TIME, clearly and concisely articulates all knowledge worth knowing! Now featuring 342% more Biscuitism, this long out-of-print underground cult classic returns in a thoroughly revised edition (212 pages, compared to the measly 48 pages of the 1990 edition) in hard- & softcover, with loads of new eye-popping graphics and all-new chapters that continue the brain-twisting Biscuitoid assault on reason, normality and comprehensibility. Learn such crucial info as: the precise theological difference between the Nuclear Platypus and His bumpkin cousin, the Nucular Platypus; the horrors of the Great Porridge Famine that wiped out the creatures of myth and fairy tales; what happened when God-Biscuit showed up drunk for the Apocalypse; and God-Biscuit's glorious plan for humanity. Guaranteed to be the most important publishing event in the entire history of human civilization or your money back!

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